Ever been confused about a guy? Worried that your boyfriend may be cheating on you? Well you've come to the wrong place if you're looking for answers. The Guy Manual is an ancient text that was started sometime back in Ancient Egypt, but we guys are such horrible procrastinators that for every page of advice and information, there's two hundred and twenty six pages on guns, explosions, hunting, fishing, football, and everything else we're interested in. In these blessed texts you may find an answer or two, but more likely you'll find something pointless and random?
Don't believe me? Here's a picture of a donkey.